Not long after I talked about the pressure to have more kids, we were invited to a two-year old's birthday party. All of their extended family (both sides), pizza, cake, lots of kids, and us, the only guests not directly related to the birthday boy. Ben ran around and ate junk food. I held a teeny little baby. Quinn drank beer and talked about fantasy football. The birthday boy ate cake when instructed, cried when people sang, and didn't pay much attention to the gifts his mother helped him open. He was more interested in playing push car outside with his cousins.
It was fun, noisy, and -- as pre-k birthday parties go -- more for the benefit of photo-ops and grandparents than for the birthday boy himself, who was perfectly content to play with his push car the entire time. Nobody has been able to explain to me why birthday parties for non-verbal age children are a thing. The only birthday party I clearly remember from my childhood was the one where I had a huge sleepover in third grade and I ended up in my bedroom crying. My poor mother put so much work into my first big party and I played drama queen over hopscotch.
Maybe it's guilt rearing its head, but my thing -- the thing I wish was everybody's thing -- is that birthday parties for toddlers too young to speak in clear sentences should be for the parents. Congratulations! You survived another year of toddlerhood! We bought you scotch to celebrate-slash-commiserate.
This is a thing I think everybody should do: bring a small gift for the parents when attending a toddler's birthday. We've done this for the last handful of kids parties we've been invited to. In exchange we receive gratitude, and often and a laugh. No, a bottle of wine or homemade cookies doesn't lessen the intensity of parenthood. But the gesture -- I see you, fellow parent. You're doing great. -- might relieve just a bit of the constant and overwhelming pressure that looms over the head of every parent.
It's not everything, but it's something. The villages that raise our child are only as strong as the support they are given.