Don't Make Me Do This Again: The Pressure to Reproduce

"When are you going to give him a sibling?" a complete stranger asks. It's maybe the dozenth time I've been asked this question. When someone offers to be my pro-bono, full-time nanny, I think.

There's a kind of unspoken expectation in America to have multiple children. Only children, or kids who don't grow up with a sibling in the home, are seen as self-absorbed, maladjusted, unhappy loners lacking in social skills. I have an issue with  the way these assumed behaviors are referred to -- only child syndrome -- and how it suggests that being without siblings is a disorder of some kind: all children that grow up without a brother or sister are subject to this same set of negative stereotypes, with little or no regard for the environmental factors that influence characteristics like adaptability, agreeableness, empathy, and resiliency.

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[Recommended Reading] It's not your fault if your kid is a butthead.

We have not had an easy week. Those teeth are still coming and sleep is scarce. It makes me tense in a way that drives Quinn up the wall. You try maintaining a cheery attitude when you've been awake with a pissed off toddler since 4:30, you haven't slept, and they won't stop whining because they're exhausted but refuse to sleep. Leaving him to cry himself back to sleep doesn't work. He will go on for hours; I spend so much time worrying that I'm causing him permanent damage by letting him cry for so long that it causes me to lose sleep. But not to worry: today's round up is all about the weird ways parental efforts are overestimated and how we should all really just relax about the whole effing our kids up thing. You're (probably) fine.

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Rose MorganAdvice, Childhood
He won't call me mama, and the weight of loving

After a few nights of teething fueled, leg flailing non-sleep, Ben woke up in a surprisingly stellar mood. Most nights (get off my back already) he ends up in our bed between 3 and 4 in the morning. This doesn't really bother us if he can HOLD STILL, WHICH HE NEVER DOES BECAUSE HE'S A TODDLER. We're suckers for the snuggles, but we're also freaking exhausted and aren't capable of anything more involved than bringing him to our bed in the middle of the night. Sleeping with a flopping fish isn't exactly easy, but it is possible. That's what I tell myself. Fake it 'til you make it. Or something. I don't actually believe that. But I like to pretend I do.

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An Analog Childhood in the Digital Age

My 20s were spent moving around, for one reason or another, and refusing to put down roots. Before always-on GPS, before the social media boom. If my parents hadn't heard from me in a day or two they had to send my sister and her friends to hunt me down. Case in point: my phone died and I just didn't charge it one weekend. It was nice to not deal with text messages or phone calls. So my sister -- four friends in tow -- showed up at my apartment at 11:00 PM one night saying "Hey, call Dad."

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The only comfort he finds is in the bottle

My kid has a problem. He can't give it up for anything. The only comfort he finds these days is at the bottom of a bottle. He won't take the damn Elmo doll, blanket, t-shirt, or pacifier. He can (and does) use straws and open cups with surprising ease. But oh, the bottle! His dear. His beloved. I, most embarrassingly, am his enabler. Poor Quinn, who only occasionally reminds me how much I'm not helping when I give in to a bottle tantrum, has more discipline in this area -- which admittedly kind of irks me.

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